"And in Girl World, all the fighting had to be sneaky. Like pushing her off a moving train and claiming that you ‘timed it perfectly’ in order to save her."
— Mean Holmes(2013)
(Source: iwantcupcakes, via maggieblueberry)
pro tip: in a zombie apocalypse, your first stop shouldn’t be a guns shop, it should be a hardware store. not only are they stocked with enough caustic materials and sharp weaponry to make your head spin, they usually also have camping and survival gear as well as food. and most are windowless and easy to defend. just saying.
pro tip 2: Buy the shark mail that divers use. If a shark can’t bite through it, neither can a zombie
It’s so easy to Dean-proof things now. Especially things he’d like to get his hands on (as a revenge).
I actually doodled it right after finale but I didn’t have time to gif it till now >.<
okay so ridic thing someone should write for me
- Tony hate hate hates magic, right?
- it makes no sense it’s not science it doesn’t work but it does work…
- WHY THE FUCK DOES IT WORK?!?!?!
- Tony does ‘magic’ research on the side because he firmly believes that any sufficently advanced tech is indistinguishable from magic and that means
- MAGIC IS TECH
- TONY IS KING OF TECH
- TONY WILL HACK MAGIC OR DIE TRYING
- in the course of his research Tony buys something that is claimed to be a dragon’s egg
- Tony thinks it’s neat, makes some Mogwai jokes, sticks it under a heat lamp, expecting a lizard to come out
- Thor sees a pic of Tony’s lab
- recognizes the egg as an actual dragon egg
- AND PROMPTLY FREAKS THE FUCK OUT
- BECAUSE THIS SPECIES OF DRAGON
- (of course there are more than one species of dragon, I pity your ignorance earthling, get thee to a library)
- IMPRINTS ON THE FIRST PERSON IT SEES AND IT’S NOT JUST ‘THAT’S MY MAMA’
- THEIR PERSONALITY, MORALITY, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT IS BASED ON THAT FIRST IMPRESSION
- Thor may not be the brightest blade to grace the universe but he is really, really not stupid and thinks a dragon based on Tony Stark is a BAD IDEA
- so he flies over to the Tower in a panic
- only to find that it’s all right
- it’s okay
- the dragon’s hatched
- and the first person it ever saw was Pepper
"Bei mir sieht Joggen eher aus wie Sterben mit Anlauf."
|Are you male or female:||punkrockgirl
|How do you feel:||langweilig
|What is today:||rock rondevous or monsterparty
|Describe your current situation:||Die wunderbare welt des farin u
|Describe where you currently live:||Waldspatziergang mit folgen
|If you could go anywhere, where would you go:||Westerland oder kopfüber in die hölle/revolution
|Your favorite form of transportation:||friedenspanzer
|Describe your ex:||schlimm
|Your best friend is:||perfekt oder wir sind die besten
|Your favorite color is:||himmelblau
|What is the weather like:||sommer nur für mich
|If your life was a television show what would it be called:||Bettmagnet
|What is life to you:||zeidverschändung
|What is the best advise you have to give:||rettet die wale oder lasse reden
|If you could change your name, what would you change it to:||sweet sweet gwendoline oder cpt. metal