Steh auf wenn du am Boden bist

fitz-simmonsy:

Fitz and Ward are on board with this. I can’t wait for the rest of the team’s darkest timeline beards…
(someone please do the thing?)

fitz-simmonsy:

Fitz and Ward are on board with this. I can’t wait for the rest of the team’s darkest timeline beards…

(someone please do the thing?)

— 4 days ago with 9 notes

the-average-procrastinator:

"…since Simmons left…"

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"…since Simmons left…"

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"…since Simmons left…"

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"…SINCE SIMMONS LEFT…"

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— 4 days ago with 93 notes

durnesque-esque:

alltheworldsbackstage:

My Costumer taught me his bitter song, and it is guaranteed to make you feel better, especially if sang with a group of people joining in. So I thought I’d share it for any of you who might need it

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and sadistic and about to go balistic

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

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(via maggieblueberry)

— 4 days ago with 13456 notes

tonystarks:

the reason why joss whedon’s inaccurate characterization and poor writing with clint barton in avengers pisses me off so much is because whedon misses the entire point of clint that makes him such a longstanding and well loved member of the marvel comic universe. clint is talented, enormously so. he’s the best archer in the world, excellent at hand to hand combat, he’s intelligent, and on and on that puts this little mortal man on the same level to be on a team with a super soldier, a god, a total screaming genius with a superscience suit, the most capable assassin and spy ever trained, and a hyperstrong rage monster.

but the thing is, even with all that, clint is the most unfailingly human member of the team. clint hides his intelligence, he gets himself into fights where he’s outnumbered and then gets hit in the head, he tells terrible jokes or makes puns in the middle of a fight, he gets cut up and beat up and ends most fights covered in bandages or in the hospital. he’s disabled, he has hearing aids. he isn’t this Badass Action Hero w/ Included Bow. he’s talented and capable, but he trips, he gets punched, he gets cut, he gets shot, he runs out of arrows, he gets knocked down. he isn’t motivated by revenge or a need to prove himself or a sense of duty or an overdeveloped sense of right and wrong. he’s motivated by the fact that he wants to help, because he can, because he used to lead a shitty life, because he should.

clint barton is just as much average joe as he is an avenger. he’s a disaster and a hero. clint barton’s not the cookie cutter male action hero that joss whedon painted him as in avengers. he’s not a silent broody badass, stalwart hero archetype, solid shield agent.he’s so much more. he’s a fuck up. he’s trying.

he’s hawkeye.

(via maggieblueberry)

— 2 weeks ago with 4826 notes
You twitch in your sleep.

sickgrrrl:

sickgrrrl:

sickgrrrl:

sickgrrrl:

I DIDNT EVEN POST THIS MY FUCKIN BF DID WTF

You also talk

n9wolc
I hate you

Everyone reblog and like the shit out of this to mess with my girlfriend haha

— 2 weeks ago with 74 notes

un-spooky:

… I guess it was a killer joke, eh Tony? :D

(Source: un-sunny, via we-are-the-architects)

— 2 weeks ago with 208818 notes

coffeeandinsanity:

lesbian-goddesss:

i have a problem and its called not enough fictional lesbians

i have a problem and it’s called not enough irl lesbians

(via assassintransgirl)

— 3 weeks ago with 2097 notes

frenchfrycoolguy:

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

(via a-paranoid-mind)

— 3 weeks ago with 50320 notes

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

(via a-paranoid-mind)

— 3 weeks ago with 284925 notes

uglyfoxybaby:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

(via sickgrrrl)

— 4 weeks ago with 115517 notes