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bakerstreetbabes:

"And in Girl World, all the fighting had to be sneaky. Like pushing her off a moving train and claiming that you ‘timed it perfectly’ in order to save her."

— Mean Holmes(2013)

#brilliant

(Source: iwantcupcakes, via maggieblueberry)

— 2 weeks ago with 9398 notes
deathpoolquinn:

horrible-historian:

I JUST CHOKED ON MY OWN SALIVA
ahahahahaha

it makes it even funnier when you see that’s the Ultimate Spiderman’s Coulson
I mean…

Seriously…

deathpoolquinn:

horrible-historian:

I JUST CHOKED ON MY OWN SALIVA

ahahahahaha

it makes it even funnier when you see that’s the Ultimate Spiderman’s Coulson

I mean…

Seriously…

(Source: scarfofcumbersaurus, via badassnephilim)

— 2 weeks ago with 72910 notes

death-by-pikachu:

nikaalexandra:

pro tip: in a zombie apocalypse, your first stop shouldn’t be a guns shop, it should be a hardware store. not only are they stocked with enough caustic materials and sharp weaponry to make your head spin, they usually also have camping and survival gear as well as food. and most are windowless and easy to defend. just saying.

pro tip 2: Buy the shark mail that divers use. If a shark can’t bite through it, neither can a zombie

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— 3 weeks ago with 115516 notes

americachavez:

headcanon: tony has tried to buy rhode island and rename it rhodey island multiple times

(via maggieblueberry)

— 1 month ago with 15219 notes

lonely-archangel:

just supernatural things xoxo

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— 1 month ago with 542 notes
bunnywith:

riddleswithtom:

em1ree:

circusbones:

….I did not expect that.

i jusT SPIT OUT MY TEA OMDSGJDSFHAG

THIS IS THE GREATEST POST

I’VE ALREADY SEEN THIS TWICE SO I KNEW WHAT WAS COMING BUT I STILL SNORTED

bunnywith:

riddleswithtom:

em1ree:

circusbones:

….I did not expect that.

i jusT SPIT OUT MY TEA OMDSGJDSFHAG

THIS IS THE GREATEST POST

I’VE ALREADY SEEN THIS TWICE SO I KNEW WHAT WAS COMING BUT I STILL SNORTED

(via screw--gravity)

— 1 month ago with 160260 notes

senpaibowie:

policymic:

World Cup protesters rally behind #NotGoingtoBrazil to air frustrations

Over the weekend, #NotGoingtoBrazil and #NoVoyABrasilPorque became populist hotbeds of anger and frustration at the Brazilian government. While these hashtags are certainly reminiscent of #SochiProblems, the tweets are less focused on unfinished hotels and toilet troubles and more on the underlying political and infrastructural problems that have plagued this World Cup.

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this is really fucking powerful

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— 1 month ago with 75474 notes
nocek:

It’s so easy to Dean-proof things now. Especially things he’d like to get his hands on (as a revenge).
I actually doodled it right after finale but I didn’t have time to gif it till now >.<

nocek:

It’s so easy to Dean-proof things now. Especially things he’d like to get his hands on (as a revenge).

I actually doodled it right after finale but I didn’t have time to gif it till now >.<

(via blackinkedfeather)

— 1 month ago with 13475 notes

allyhatingheterophobe:

wedding rings are just like really intense friendship bracelets

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— 1 month ago with 47445 notes

tygermama:

okay so ridic thing someone should write for me

  • Tony hate hate hates magic, right?
  • it makes no sense it’s not science it doesn’t work but it does work…
  • WHY THE FUCK DOES IT WORK?!?!?!
  • Tony does ‘magic’ research on the side because he firmly believes that any sufficently advanced tech is indistinguishable from magic and that means
  • MAGIC IS TECH
  • TONY IS KING OF TECH
  • TONY WILL HACK MAGIC OR DIE TRYING
  • in the course of his research Tony buys something that is claimed to be a dragon’s egg
  • Tony thinks it’s neat, makes some Mogwai jokes, sticks it under a heat lamp, expecting a lizard to come out
  • Thor sees a pic of Tony’s lab
  • recognizes the egg as an actual dragon egg
  • AND PROMPTLY FREAKS THE FUCK OUT
  • BECAUSE THIS SPECIES OF DRAGON
  • (of course there are more than one species of dragon, I pity your ignorance earthling, get thee to a library)
  • IMPRINTS ON THE FIRST PERSON IT SEES AND IT’S NOT JUST ‘THAT’S MY MAMA’
  • THEIR PERSONALITY, MORALITY, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT IS BASED ON THAT FIRST IMPRESSION
  • Thor may not be the brightest blade to grace the universe but he is really, really not stupid and thinks a dragon based on Tony Stark is a BAD IDEA
  • so he flies over to the Tower in a panic
  • only to find that it’s all right
  • it’s okay
  • the dragon’s hatched
  • and the first person it ever saw was Pepper

(via maggieblueberry)

— 1 month ago with 5856 notes

theavengerscomics:

were only on season 1

seems like clint is going to stay  up there forever

(via badassnephilim)

— 1 month ago with 45825 notes
"Bei mir sieht Joggen eher aus wie Sterben mit Anlauf."
— 1 month ago with 9756 notes
schwabbeli:

ein ehrliches lachen, ist das wichtigste lachen.

schwabbeli:

ein ehrliches lachen, ist das wichtigste lachen.

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
#<3 

Using only SONG NAMES from ONE artist/band, cleverly answer these questions.

Artist/Band:Die ärtzte
Are you male or female:punkrockgirl
Describe yourself:fiasko
How do you feel:langweilig
What is today:rock rondevous or monsterparty
Describe your current situation:Die wunderbare welt des farin u
Describe where you currently live:Waldspatziergang mit folgen
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:Westerland oder kopfüber in die hölle/revolution
Your favorite form of transportation:friedenspanzer
Describe your ex:schlimm
Your best friend is:perfekt oder wir sind die besten
Your favorite color is:himmelblau
What is the weather like:sommer nur für mich
If your life was a television show what would it be called:Bettmagnet
What is life to you:zeidverschändung
What is the best advise you have to give:rettet die wale oder lasse reden
If you could change your name, what would you change it to:sweet sweet gwendoline oder cpt. metal
— 1 month ago with 37937 notes